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I-decided-to-sell-my-vacuum-cleaner, i decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. close. 198. posted by 3 months ago. i decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. it was just collecting dust. 10 comments. share. save hide report. 97% upvoted. log in or sign up to leave a comment log in sign up. sort by. best. level 1. 52 points · 3 months ago. that sucks. level 2.. Welcome to /r/jokes!. guidelines and information. offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes. we do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes., "i decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!" "i had a neck brace fitted years ago and i've never looked back since." "you know, people say they pick their nose, but i feel ....

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John-h wrote:i decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. well, it was only gathering dust. very good. my vacuum cleaner's rubbish. it sucks ! (now that is a groan). well you've cleaned up with those two jokes. i was blown away!